This week we are going to cover the topic of marriages from the person's perspective.
That is right, this week we're gonna cover marriages from the person's perspective.
And why not? It's June, right? The gigantic marriage month? Well, O.K then, let's get down to business.
Of all of the activities or events that there are out there, one of the most female controlled ones are marriage rites. What sex generally directs the marriage ceremony? Who is 90 plus % of the bunch there to see, the about-to-be new hubby or the about-to-be new wife? Who benefits most from the bridal registry? Which sex most enjoys dressing up for the event, and which sex's feet hurt for days after on account of having to wear black leather shoes with triple thick soles? Whose marriage clothing is saved for posterity later, and whose is immediately taken back to the rental place? ( .and here's one to work out if y'all are still listening ) What sex generally pays for the entire ceremony? See what I mean? And it gets even worse for the poor man concerned.
A fellow who has a zillion squeezes can announce one day that he is found somebody to wed, and everybody will giggle and question why he is troubling to go through with a wedding at all, kind of the "why get a cow." type analogy. But, let a girl live with a person for 10 years and then announce that she is marrying him and having a giant rite, well, nobody will say 10 words about the insanity of it all, in reality, it's sometimes applauded. Why? But it becomes even worse for us males - the person, straight after the event, will be spirited away together with his new bride over to the marriage reception.
